Ashton Kutcher has been reportedly touching genitals that don’t belong to his wife Demi Moore. The replacement Charlie Sheen is, once again, allegedly cheating on Demi with some random trick.
Ashton was photographed at FLUXX nightclub in San Diego where he was said to be offering rides on his disco stick. A blonde coed named Sara Leal got first dibs. Kutcher took her to his room on the 12th floor of the Hard Rock Hotel where they made dirty hipster love. He told her that he and Moore were separated but just putting on a show for the public. This all coincidentally happened during their 6th wedding anniversary. (Kutcher also reportedly cheated on Demi during their 5th wedding anniversary with some bowling alley ho. Click HERE for a refresher and photos of that mistress…) Meanwhile, Demi was on the opposite coast pimping some Lifetime movie.
She also took to Twitter to air out a quote from Epictetus (Greek philosopher) that talked about her anger…
“When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
Sources are now coming out of every hobo city to add their “insider knowledge.”
“Demi is finally ready to move on.”
“They’ve been faking it for the cameras for way too long. They both need to be honest with themselves and finally tell the world.”
“It was definitely a long time coming, but they’re finally done for good.”
The real news here is that these two are said to be worth $290 million.
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